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Skepticism Now!'s avatar

With you on this one. Indoor plant moms, dog daddies, fur baby moms and puppy parents have become the forks scratching on my plate.

Unless their bodies birthed those things, they are not parents and kindly stop saying so. ~ a holey old mother

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Tom Van Valkenburgh's avatar

When young and dumb (30 and shoulda known better) I said to a couple with a baby, “We just adopted a kitten so I can kinda relate.”

It’s way up there in Things I’m Embarrassed For Ever Thinking. My human kids are 36 and 34 now.

Happy Mother’s Day, Lindsay et al.

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

Thank you. 💕

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Jessy Easton's avatar

"Mothers are holy." Hell fucking yes.

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

Yes. 💯

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Ginny Poe's avatar

Plant moms?! Holy ficus.

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

💀💀💀

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Siobhán's avatar

The first thing I read this morning, waking on Mother's Day in Australia... after being awake all night with a sick child... whilst sick myself. Thank you Lindsay! Sing it! Spit it! Birth it, truthteller! XXX

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

I know those nights all too well. Respect and Happy Mother’s Day! 💕

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E.L. Zeitgeist's avatar

I decided long so that I’m too chicken to birth and too damaged to raise a child. You are absolutely next level. You brave souls should have your day of honor, every day, without me and my cliche cats hogging any spotlight. (Right Vance?! 😂)

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

You’re very kind. Thank you for your generous spirit. You might not choose to be a mother, but I know you are invaluable to many people in many ways, exactly as you are. Much love to you. PS I’m also a damaged chicken 🐔 😝

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E.L. Zeitgeist's avatar

Well dang! YOU are very kind for so much kindness packed in one little comment, thank you!! Happy mom’s day to you, beyond the damage and trauma, here you are!! 🐔💜

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Sara Mozelle's avatar

No dog mom has ever torn from pussy to asshole or pissed their pants for the next 60 years

Happy Mother’s Day.

Thanks for this one, I feel…honored

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

I’m honored for you to read my work. Much love.

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Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

On the sidewalk in front of Planned Parenthood in Kansas City Kansas, this morning, some of the protesters were demanding to know what holiday tomorrow was. It made them very upset when I told them my mother had been dead for 21 years so I don't really care what holiday tomorrow is 😂

I never had children of my own, and my mother was a lot of the reason for that. She wasn't a terrible person, she didn't beat me or abuse me, but she did show me what it's like to be parented with resentment by someone who was forced by circumstance to have more babies than she could comfortably care for or afford. That's a lot of the reason why I'm such a vociferous abortion rights activist. My mother would probably never have availed herself of abortion care; that was one of the many things we disagreed about. But she deserved more than to be overwhelmed by too many babies and not enough money, held captive by her anatomy and her husband's gonads. 😂

To those of you who really are mothers, I don't begrudge you your day. I just hope that you don't begrudge me not needing to share it with you, even symbolically. May mother universe bless us all.

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

Blessings to you and I begrudge you nothing! Much respect for you and the work you do for women!

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Emma's avatar

I think it's nice to acknowledge women who wish they were mother's but haven't been able to become one (as you did). But other than that, anything else is dumb.

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ALEX LOPEZ's avatar

It’s the eve of my first Mother’s Day. My son will be 3 weeks old tomorrow. I have worried endlessly in the last three weeks about what will become of my career and everything I did Before. And I’m not even sure any of that matters because I am now somebody’s mother and it means more than anything else ever has.

This was a comfort to read. Thank you for writing it, and happy Mother’s Day to you. <3

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

Wooo boy, you’re in the trenches right now! My youngest is two and a half but it feels like yesterday I was in your position. It’s as hard a job and as great a sacrifice as anything I’ve ever done, mothering a newborn. It’s also such a precious time. Btw, I write this note from a beautiful estate in St Martin, where I just hosted a retreat. My business survived and so did I. So will you. Sending you so much love and kinship today. You are not alone.

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Sarah's avatar

This is also my first Mother’s Day (baby will be 3 months tomorrow!) and wooo boy does it hit in a special way! I had this baby well before many of my peers are even thinking about having kids and let me tell you I have been shocked to see things like Ross’ quote circulating. I wouldn’t have batted an eye at it a year ago…now it feels personal. Thank you for writing this.

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

Congratulations, and thank you for reading. 💕

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dignissimosclementia's avatar

During labour I pleaded for someone to call the police…I could not believe such torture could be inflicted on a person.

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

Absolutely traumatic levels of pain.

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Amber Adrian's avatar

Yes. Exactly this. Thank you for saying it!

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

Thank you for reading. 💕

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Elizabeth's avatar

Yes. Thank you

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Lindsay Byron's avatar

Thank you for your attention.

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blair borax's avatar

bless the mothers!

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Jessamyn Rains's avatar

Thank you. This is what I've been thinking but didn't have the words.

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Sarah Trudeau's avatar

I laughed so hard reading this 😂

And yes to every word!

👏👏👏

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